Navigating Glastonbury's Festival Map: Stages, Bars, and Money-Saving Secrets!

Navigating Glastonbury's Festival Map: Stages, Bars, and Money-Saving Secrets!

Welcome to Glastonbury Festival, the ultimate music festival experience! To enhance your enjoyment and save money, it's crucial to understand the festival map, discover hidden flasks, and learn smart ways to sneak alcohol into Glastonbury. In this blog post, we'll guide you through Glastonbury's festival map, shed light on stage and bar locations, and reveal our range of money-saving secret flasks. By using these hidden flasks, you can bypass queues, save money, and have a fantastic time at the Glastonbury Festival.

Mapping Out the Stages and Bars of Glastonbury Music Festival

At Glastonbury Festival, immerse yourself in diverse music and vibrant stages. From the iconic Pyramid Stage to the lively Dance Village and intimate Acoustic Tent, there's something for every music lover. Familiarize yourself with the festival map, available on the official Glastonbury website or app, to ensure you don't miss your favorite performances and discover hidden gems.

Glastonbury boasts an extensive lineup of stages, each offering a unique atmosphere and showcasing diverse artists. From the iconic Pyramid Stage to the vibrant Dance Village and intimate Acoustic Tent, there's something for everyone's musical taste. Take a moment to study the festival map, available on the official Glastonbury website or app, and familiarize yourself with the stage locations, ensuring you don't miss your favorite performances.

Queues and Expensive Drinks

Prepare for long queues at bars during peak festival times. These lines can be frustrating when you're eager to enjoy your favorite refreshments and get back to the music. Additionally, drinks at festivals often come with a hefty price tag, putting a strain on your budget. Stay informed about the potential wait times and costs, so you can plan accordingly.

Save Money and Time with Secret Flasks

Fortunately, we have the perfect solution to save you money, time, and unnecessary frustration. Our range of secret flasks offers a discreet and convenient way to bring your preferred beverages to Glastonbury. Whether it's our innovative Secret Umbrella Flask, the compact Secret Tampon Flask, or the practical Boozey Bladder, our products are designed to help you smuggle alcohol into the festival discreetly. By using our secret flasks, you can bypass the long queues and expensive drinks, saving both time and money.

Imagine enjoying your favorite drinks at your leisure, without worrying about the inflated prices or lengthy waits at the bars. Our secret flasks offer a smart and efficient way to savor your chosen beverages throughout the festival, giving you more time to immerse yourself in the music, atmosphere, and unforgettable experiences that Glastonbury has to offer.

Secret Flask 1: Boozey Bladder


Stay hydrated with your favorite drink throughout the Glastonbury festival using our Boozey Bladder, a discreet flask that fits nicely around your waist and easily tucks under your trousers. This practical flask can hold up to 1 liter of your preferred beverage and can be effortlessly concealed in your bag or under your clothes. By using the Boozey Bladder, you can enjoy your favorite drink without worrying about running out or paying exorbitant prices for alcohol within the Glastonbury festival grounds. Say goodbye to the hassle and expense of purchasing drinks, and enhance your Glastonbury experience with our convenient and cost-effective Boozey Bladder.

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Secret Flask 2: Hidden Tampon flasks


For a discreet and compact option, our Secret Tampon Flask is a perfect choice to sneak alcohol into Glastonbury. These cleverly disguised test tube flasks resemble tampons, making them easy to bring along. Each flask holds a shot of vodka and you get 5 tampons in each box, allowing you to enjoy 5 shots of your favorite drink without emptying your wallet. By using our Secret Tampon Flask, you can save money on drinks at the Glastonbury festival and bypass the expensive prices at the bars. Stay in control of your budget while having a fantastic time at Glastonbury!

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Secret Flask 3: Hidden Umbrella flasks

It can get hot at Glastonbury right? This is your umbrella for shade... well that's what you tell the security guys!

Make the most of your Glastonbury festival experience with our Secret Umbrella Flask, the ultimate way to smuggle your favorite alcohol into the event. Disguised as an ordinary umbrella, this flask allows you to bring a quarter of a liter of your preferred drink without raising any suspicion. Say goodbye to the high prices of drinks at the Glastonbury alcohol festival and enjoy your favorite beverages without breaking the bank. With the Secret Umbrella Flask, you can sip on your own drinks, potentially saving you significant amounts of money during your Glastonbury adventure.

Buy yours here


As you navigate Glastonbury's festival map, make the most of your experience by being aware of the stage locations and available bars. Prepare yourself for queues and be mindful of the cost of drinks within the festival. Cheers to an incredible time at Glastonbury!

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